Now that the election is over and we are about to get a new president... Here's some Election Day 2008 Shenanigans
admin | 15 January, 2009 13:04Ok we at White Trash Bingo wanted to let the dust settle after the 2008 election before we posted this from a White Trash Bingo Player.. it is hilarious and please note that we here at White Trash Bingo are non-partisan and frankly did not care who won the election because it won't change the fact that White Trash is still around and we still have a website to display it in all its glory.
Ok that said I give you.. 2008 Election Day Shenanigans!!!
My name is Jenna P., and I live in Cleveland, Ohio. With Ohio being a "swing
state", Cleveland was especially hit with the fervor and passion of the
presidential election. Of course, some of the more Whiskey Tango people seemed
more impassioned by their hillbilly candidates (actually, really, only one hill
billy candidate really, between the prez and VPs) and luckily, some W.T. colors
really shined.
Anyway, my freak next door neighbor ordered her solitary McCain sign, and
dutifully put hers up around October 25. A few days later, her sign was stolen.
In true W.T. fashion, she spent the next few days working on her paintin' on
plywood (grammar and spelling be damned), and on 
Halloween (yes, we live in a
very family friendly neighborhood, so she was sure to get many viewers), she put
up the following notice to her tormentors on her front lawn:
The last laugh was had by all. On Election Morning, I walked out to get the
morning paper, and this is what I saw:
On the back of one of the signs, it read:
"here's your signs. Obamas gonna win anyway".
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More White Trash Apparel
admin | 15 January, 2009 12:25
Cereal Box Art from the Hood...on a Shirt.... enough said.
Name: Tristan
Location: Lakewood, Ohio
Details: I found this high-quality garment hanging in my basement (it's a duplex.) There are several things about this that are just wrong: 1. The way the word "life" is printed makes me think of the Quaker Oats-brand cereal by that name (remember Mikey, bizznitch?); 2. It's unlikely anyone that would wear this shirt could ever possess any of the things pictured on it; 3. Who the hell would wear something that attempts to project an image of "ghettoness" when they live in Lakewood? 4. The owner of this shirt is the 10-yr. old son of a Section 8 government leech who just happens to be... WHITE!!!
Quote: I's be da baddest honkey gangsta in da suburbs, BEE-YATCH! Quaker Oats REPRESENT!
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Who Throws a Shoe?
adam | 17 December, 2008 16:28
Well Folk's its been a while since anyone has posted something new to this blog.
Well I figiured I would come out of hiding to comment on one of the wierdest stories to hit America.
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Ummmm.
admin | 21 October, 2008 05:21
Dude Looks Like A Lady!!
Player: Paige
Location: Strongsville, Ohio
Player Quote: Do u think the girl on the left gets mad when her man dresses like her? Oh wait.........! They're both dudes!!!
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Is it really her!?
admin | 21 October, 2008 05:03
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
Player: Paige
Location: Brunswick, Ohio
Player Quote: Where are they now? Cindy lauper trying blend into 2008 at her local k mart! Hey, the 80's called....... They want their trash back!
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Holy Bending Chair Batman!
admin | 10 October, 2008 07:03
This one comes to us courtesy of TBONE of the White Trash Cowboys... not sure if he took it or not but it is absolutely hilarious!
Player: TBONE of White Trash Cowboys
Player Quote: I'm pretty sure this chair WAS NOT designed to do this!! Thinking about using this as an alblum cover. I never saw stuff like this when I was 20!
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The Late Great Toronado
admin | 10 October, 2008 06:37
This story just goes to show you the dedication of some of our players... even in the face of confrontation from a White Trash specimen they can still get away with out getting their ass kicked!
Player: Jenn
Location: Garfield Hts., Ohio
Player Quote: I would be so embarrassed to drive this thing. What you can't see is that the windows are tinted and you can't see inside at all and the guy got out and asked what I am doing taking a pic of his car? So I said I liked his car so I didn't get killed.
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Baby on Board? Are F@&King kidding me?
keith | 09 October, 2008 03:17
I don't consider myself an irratable person or even grumpy by any
means. But when I was on my way home from work the other day I was
inexplicably filled with rage. Perhaps it was my low blood sugar due
to my stomach needing dinner at that moment or its the fact the i saw
another goddamn "Baby on Board" sign, except this one was EXTRA
infuriating to me.
First let me give you my opinion of "Baby on Board" signs for your
vehicles. To display such a sign in the window of your SUV, Minivan,
4 door sedan, and/or family Panzer... immediatley tells me that you
lack complete and utter compitance and you have absolutely no business
driving a vehicle containing a child. Let me explain. Lets go over
the thought process and reasoning for displaying a "Baby on Board"
sign. I imagine that this sign was intended to indicate to other
drivers, not to drive irratically and please extinguish any and all
road rage, because I have a small child in my car and your actions may
endanger the safety of my family's legacy. Seems innocent enough...
HOWEVER... Let me tell you what it says to me...
"Please don't ram my car and kill my children and me inside. Dooming
us all to a firey and horrifying death. I am a paranoid person, and
believe that crazy and psychotic drivers are out there targeting
family vehicles. So please as you approach my vehicle from behind,
read this sign before you make the decision to destroy my vehicle with
your car and any weapons you may discharge into my windows. This sign
is the last hope for me to beg for my life, and gives me immediate
immunity for any poor driving decisions I may make. Thank you."
Now I know that this may be an exaggeration, but just the mere thought
that there is a society of less than sane drivers out there that
deliberatly will ram your car off the road for no apparent reason...
What makes you think that they will read this sign..."Baby on Board",
and think to themselves... "OH MY GOD, what am I thinking, I better go
get some psychiatric help immediatly!!", That is just completely
assinine!! If those people do exhist, they won't give a F&#K what
signs you have on your car window because they are probably on a
fistful of narcotics and depressants, and will use the sign to light
their cigarette as they look upon your family's flaming corpses.
SO, now that we have established the absolute obsurdity and the
complete un-neccessity of this novelty invention. Lets take a look at
exibit A.
Not only can this F#&KING IDOT not afford the $1.99 actual "Baby on
Board" sign, but they think it is so neccessary that they actually
spent the time to make their own with construction paper and a
sharpie, then display it with scotch tape in their rear window!!! YES
M'AAM you deserve to get your vehicle stuck in a pothole straight to
F#&KING HELL!!!!!
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Good day White Trash Bingo Players!
adam | 05 October, 2008 12:43
Its been a while since I last checked in!
Well last night Steve threw a White Trash Bonanza at his house. It was his 2nd annual Oktober Fest Party. Orrin was there partying it up with us!
Now when I say White Trash bonanza, I'm talking coolers over flowing with beer [but good stuff like harp and things like that. Bud light was not allowed at this party], greasy fried food & corn hole. Now when I say cornhole I really mean, White Trash Bingo corn hole!
Steve and a friend of ours spent some time coming up with the first official White Trash Bingo Corn Hole set.
Steve searched high and low looking for the right filling for 
the bags, and looking for the right material for each bag.
We had a blast. Hopefully someone who was sober took some photos of us breaking it all in!
Anyway, keep on playing and keeping sending us your photos. Game 2 is coming soon.
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OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD!
admin | 26 September, 2008 07:45
ORRIN S. - 12,000 Points - Single Wide Trailer Owner
Josh P. - 8,000 Points - “Bondo” Filled Muscle Car Owner
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The Winner Has Been Announced!
steve | 26 September, 2008 07:42
Here is the official announcement of the Inaugural WTB Game Winner!
Wait For It....
Wait For It....
The First Winner Of White Trash Bingo Is Orrin S.
A huge congrats to Orrin and Josh for going head to head in the tie breaker!
The winner was decided by the one and only White Trash Cowboys based on White Trash Quality and overall White Trash Hilarity!
So what you say??? Well Orrin just won a copy of the White Trash Cowboys latest CD and you didn't... that's what.
Make sure you all go out and buy the self titled album by White Trash Cowboys... we love it and so will you!!
Stay tuned for the announcement of the next game coming soon!!
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Holy Shit its Lebron James!
adam | 26 September, 2008 07:19
Player: Adam
Location: Elyria, Ohio
Player Quote: Holy Crap its lebron James! He has on dirty socks, with sandals, and wearing jersey for a team its apparent he is not on! What a piece of trash!
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SO FREAKIN' HOT!!!!!!!
admin | 26 September, 2008 07:12
Please note the Cottage Cheese!!!!!! I feel bad for her kids.. its almost as bad as my mom and her spandex in public... not good...trust me!
Player: Jenn
Location: Garfield Hts., Ohio
Player Quote: Nothing more stylish than flourescent orange & spandex
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THE NEW WTB FLAG
admin | 26 September, 2008 07:10
Uh lemme thing about it.... NO... we'll stick with our current logo thanks!
Player: Justin
Location: Elyria, Ohio
Player Quote: At least they can proudly admit their Hill Billy maybe they will form their own country
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If I only had a brain...
admin | 26 September, 2008 07:07
Yeah I got nothin'
Player: Justin
Location: Elyria, Ohio
Player Quote: So as I was walking around the fair, I noticed this guy juggling I
couldn't help but notice the blank stare on his face. Even though he
hasn't finished the 6th grade he still makes a killing since the guys
who want to win their girls a prize by wasting 30 bucks for a 50 cent
stuffed animal
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